Zach Morris, reporting ON LOCATION from a Chinese Opium Den©
I shall now be posting at SegaReeks.
According to our trusted source, comradesnarky™ is an okay guy.
Our source also stated that Haneda and Brian Holzhauer will be posting here by the end of the week.
Our source finished off by stating that posting here would not harm my reputation, as it was already as low as it could possibly be.
Furthermore, our source confirmed that I am indeed the real Zach Morris.
Our source went on to confirm that the next Sega console won't be called Dreamcast at all. It will instead be called "32x."
According to our source, the console will use a full body virtual reality suit which will immerse you in a ray traced world.
32x will lay waste to the gaming environment, leaving behind a charred earth covered with rotting bodies where Sega is truly king.