Breaking: Asses return to SegaLeaks

After three entire posts lacking any form of white girl ass, SegaLeaks has had a miraculous return to form.

Comrade Snarky had this to say;

It's really not that great of an ass. Brian Holzhauer has... very mediocre taste in ass. The problem with this ass is that it appears large mostly because her hips are wide. You really have to be careful in judging an ass. It seems to also appear larger because of how small her underwear are. Look at the waist band! It's like... pulling in her fat. Her room is a mess as well. Totally not arousing.

Kleenex sales spiked at the posting of the ass. Samuel L. Jackson is "puzzled" at how white girl asses could spur so many Kleenex sales.

Jackson had this to say;

Clearly all the SegaLeaks readers are cracker-ass white-bread honkeys. I don't think they've ever seen a black woman's ass before.

Following the picture of an ass, there was a link to a Destructoid article, as well as a paragraph from it copy and pasted.

Kim Kardashian could not be reached for comment.